ashe dryden

2009

June 29
May 26
April 22
March 27
January 46

2008

June 7
May 4
April
March 2
January 62

2007

October 1140
September 204
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littletinyfish: talktostrangers: This guy Ralph who I’ve known on and off since high school...
Jun 27th

Life Goal #17

Stop being afraid to try something new. Try new things every chance I get.
Jun 23rd

Awww, love

Boonis: well that's good
at least I still have some redeemable value : D
me: i could also dehydrate you and sell you for your composite chemicals. thats about 47cents in value
Boonis: well you'd have to effectively kill me first, which takes a lot of planning, so I know I at least have a few months
Jun 22nd

Life goal #16

Build up a large savings to pay for my children to go to college.
Jun 21st

Life Goal #15

Read two books a month.
Jun 20th

Life goal #14

Be concious of everything I say. Don’t say something if I don’t mean it and am willing...
Jun 19th

Life Goal #13

Stop procrastinating!
Jun 18th
Coworker: We are out of towels in the men's bathroom.
Me: And you are telling me this because you're worried I'll go to the bathroom in there, go to wash my hands, and have no towels with which to dry my dainty little girl hands?
Coworker: Good point. Maybe you should spend some more time in there.
Me: Are you propositioning me for something inappropriate? I only do inappropriate things off the clock and not with coworkers.
Coworker: Just saying. Take a walk on the wild side.
Me: How 'bout you take a walk outta my office so I can get some work done?
Jun 17th

Let's not play the Sesame Street Letter...

Me: Are you the U driver?
Coworker: No, I am V. As in voluptuous.
Me: V as in Venereal Disease? I dunno if you wanna play that game :}
Coworker: I just don't wanna play it with you.
Me: I don't blame you.
Jun 17th

Life goal #12

Appreciate art more often. Go to museums, concerts, and gallery nights more regularly.
Jun 17th

Life goal #11

Get better at public speaking.
Jun 16th

You guys wanna see the horror movie I'm...

me: ugh
me: i feel like im gonna be sick
me: and there isnt anything in my stomach ><
me: i feel hollow
Boonis: "Hollow Ashe: She'll eat your soul in order to be full again"
Boonis: It's a new horror movie
me: UR SOUL, IT HAZ A FLAVR NOM NOM NOM
Jun 15th

My robot logic is irrefutable.

me: its called get a robot
me: and! bonus! theyre totally cute
Jordan: i don't know if that's always true...i think you have this girly version of robots
Jordan: robots can be scary
Jordan: (sorry if i insulted robots)
me: transformers are robots and are totally not girly
Jordan: they're also from the 80s and some of them are pretty girly
me: youre just upset that you cant play a cassette tape in your chest
Jordan: yes, this does upset me
me: i knew it. its okay to have robot envy, jordan. it gets the best of us
Jordan: haha. but i want to feel, ashe. and robots don't feel. and i don't mean ... physically
me: lol. you can be programmed to feel
me: i have a sneaking suspicion that teddy ruxben could feel.
Jordan: but then you are not doing the feeling
me: says you. our brains are programmed to feel certain ways when something happens
Jordan: yes
Jordan: i better not admit to certain things
me: >.>
me: i dont know what that means
Jordan: well it comes down to free will and i like it or at least my perception of it
me: ::nod::
Jordan: but then again... this could all be programmed /sigh
me: seeeeee
Jun 15th

Life goal #10

Cook everything from scratch.
Jun 14th

Life goal #9

Walk or use my bike more than my car.
Jun 13th

Life goal #8

Get over my fear of drowning and swim more often.
Jun 12th

Life goal #7

Start taking Spanish lessons again to become fluent.
Jun 11th

Life goal #6

Cover the walls of my home with art made by local artists.
Jun 10th

Life goal #5

Start a non-profit and change people’s lives for the better.
Jun 9th

Life goal #4

Have a career doing something I love.
Jun 8th

Life goal #3

Have my own garden and eat fresh fruit and vegetables from it year round.
Jun 7th

Roomba: special edition

Me: I named his roomba Bowie because it's androgenous
Lyndzi: why don't you call it Ziggy Stardust, then?
Matt: it has to be silver and spit out glitter instead of vacuum things up.
Jun 6th

Life goal #2

Travel the world for a year, spending time with the people of each country to integrate into the...
Jun 6th

Life goal #1

See the aurora borealis.
Jun 5th

Bike movies?

Jordan: did we decide what we're watching?
me: matt wants to watch bike movies, but i really dont want to watch bike movies. i want something with a plot.
Jordan: some bike movies have plot. methinks
me: bike movie plot - something bad happens, guy gets on bike, pedals, strife is overcome, pedals into sunset
Jordan: but i only think i've seen one bike movie and it was set in the 80's.
Jordan: hehe well. i don't know how we're going to solve this
me: easily. i go "i dont wanna watch a bike mooooovie ::whine::"
Jordan: but i don't think that proposes any solutions like... "let's watch a period bike movie set in medieval england"
Jordan: then everyone would enjoy!
me: sounds good to me
Jordan: i guess i know what i'll be filming today
Jun 4th

This is how being gay feels...

notemily: lady88: I was in a meeting at work and someone asked if me if I was married…I answered...
Jun 4th
Me: [looking at my cat Murray while making plastic yarn] This is killing him. He just keeps thinking "oh man, mom! I could be EATING that."
Boone: He thinks that about everything. Everything is edible.
Me: More like "Will this fit in my mouth?"
Boone: Well, yeah, that is his definition of edible.
Me: "OH MANS THIS IS THE MOST DELICIOUS WORLD I HAVE EVER LIVED IN"
Jun 2nd

It could be worse.

Coworker: What's that, Ashe?
Me: Oh nothing. I was just making fun of you.
Coworker. That's cool.
Me: Good, because I don't intend to stop.
Coworker: Nice.
Me: But isn't it better that I do it to your face? I mean, I'm honest about being a snarkaholic.
Coworker: True. We have a nice relationship like that.
Jun 1st
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Jun 1st