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iammattjordan:
The Fresh Prince Of Daft Punk
It’s exactly what it sounds like.
May 30th
closertotheocean:
ohgrowup:
wooliebear:
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May 30th
@littletinyfish
mayonegg:
comicbooks:
Daredevil #104...
May 29th
Delicious.
Me: [points to an overly tanned buff guy on a website, disgusted] what is he *made* of?Matt: Bacon.
May 29th
I've been really bored at work today,...
Boonis: lyndzi's checking her mailsme: her malts?
her males?
hermes?
herpes?
i can keep going
i can.
Boonis: wow
May 28th
Coworker: So whenever I step on my left foot it hurts. Like the bones are in the wrong place or something.
Me: You're asking me because I am obviously a doctor?
Me: You're asking me because I am obviously a doctor?
May 28th
A is for age: 23
B is for boob size: 38D
C is for career: Science-a-magician. It’s real....
May 28th
“the only diva I want anywhere near my insides is...
May 28th
littletinyfish:
ragdoll:
Protest Of California Gay...
May 27th
(i've been a vegetarian for almost 2...
me: what are you doing?Mom: i'm at the grocery store.
me: good! Are you getting food for this weekend?
Mom: yes, but I never know what you can and can't eat.
me: ...anything that's not meat.
Mom: well that doesn't leave me with every many options.
me: seriously?
-via edatrix
May 21st
Robots - good and bad
me: ummmm http://1.media.tumblr.com/Hn4CZClkqnm4uqmdZCV1kz50o1_250.jpgMatt: lolwut whyy ashe whyyyy
me: so i decided after seeing that: not all robots are awesome. some of them are kind of terrifying
Matt: :/
me: please dont make me one of those robots
...a while later...
Matt: dunno if you can look at flickr at work
http: //www.flickr.com/photos/adopt-a-bot/sets/72157617921840662/show/ - some cute robots to win you back over to the robot side
May 18th
notemily:
brocatus: science:
The third place in the 2009...
May 18th
closertotheocean:
align:
astroblemes:
The Jesusita Fire...
May 18th
notemily:
I’ve never seen Avatar: The Last Airbender, but...
May 18th
What that they don’t understand, maybe, is that being a real geek is a very bad thing for a lot...
May 15th
The fantasies of twenty-something year...
me: oh, i need to find you a picturesteve: Of?
me: mee http://www.flickr.com/photos/svdodge/3503475126/
steve: Lol so sexy
me: i KNOW
steve: I wanna rub ur beard all over my body
me: WHOA buddy, whoa. i have beard lice. soo probably not a good idea.
steve: So do i, our lice can mingle
me: and have lice sex?
May 15th
Screw you, Dell. Just because I have a...
May 13th
“A rape kit is not a medical procedure; it’s a method of...”
— The Pursuit of Harpyness,...
— The Pursuit of Harpyness,...
May 12th
Unbeknownst to the general public, the...
indierawk: -Anatomy of a Hipster #115.
May 12th
carlovely:
teddy rosevelveeta
May 12th
hydeordie:
“Sarah Maple is my latest girlcrush, a young UK...
May 12th
“It’s not about who you love; it’s about how you love.”
— (via havent-got-a-prayer)
— (via havent-got-a-prayer)
May 12th
Vegetarian, bitches.
Coworker: Are you going to the company picnic?Me: I haven't decided yet.
Coworker: It says that they are "serving up brats, hot dogs, and hamburgers". Aren't you a vegetarian?
Me: Yeah.
Coworker: So what are you going to eat?
Me: Well, I thought I would have them cut the brats and hot dogs in half and then just use hamburger patties as a bun.
Coworker: You can just tell them to not cook them for you.
Me: Yeah I was thinking they could just throw the raw meat on the ground and I'd tear into it like a wild animal.
Coworker: Vegetarians are hardcore.
Me: Damn straight.
May 11th
I have always wanted to do the Breakfast Club as a group...
May 9th
Congratulations! You lose either way!
Coworker: Okay, I better go. I have to go call Ginger.Me: Who's Ginger?
Coworker: My girlfriend on the side.
Me: That's cool, as long as your wife knows about it.
Coworker: Of course my wife doesn't know about it.
Me: Why? She could be totally cool with that for all you know.
Coworker: Or she could say my girlfriend goes or she goes.
Me: Or she could stab you.
Coworker: For all of my millions of dollars?
Me: You have millions of dollars? You should marry me, then I will "find out about your girlfriend" and stab you for millions of dollars.
Coworker: In that case, I am poor.
Me: In that case, you are dumped.
May 6th
Please don't pretend to understand you...
Coworker: I unplugged the phones for the people who don't work here anymore.Me: ...Why?
Coworker: So they don't get voicemails.
Me: It's a digital phone system, though. The voicemails aren't stored on the phones.
Coworker: [blink blink]
Me: They are still getting voicemails, you just can't see that they are, because now there is no red light to tell you so.
Coworker: No, they can't get voicemails now.
Me: That is like unplugging your computer so you won't get emails. As long as there is a server somewhere collecting the files, they will still accrue if there are people sending them.
Coworker: I don't think you're right.
Me: That's fine. Logic and understanding are on my side.
May 1st