ashe dryden

Fabio FOWLED on apollo's chariot

Ashe: fabio might come knockin on your door tomorrow!
Ashe: haha
Mary: oh god
Mary: now he's weird looking
Ashe: yes
Mary: and not in agood way
Mary: haha
Ashe: well when you get hit in the face with a seagull...
Ashe: s'aaaalll im sayin
Mary: WHAT!?
Ashe: you didnt hear about this?!
Ashe: he was on a roller coaster
Ashe: got smacked with a seagull
Mary: obviously not, now i'm googling "fabio seagull mishap"
Mary: LOL
Mary: hahahahaha!
Ashe: right in that “i cant believe its not butter” face of his
Mary: OMG THERE IS YOUTUBE FOOTAGE OF THIS DAY
Mary: there is a god
Mary: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7w4dpxgSWA&feature=related
Mary: hahah! the captions!
Mary: "fabio survives goose encounter, but take a gander at his honker"
Ashe: hahahahahaa
Mary: "fabio FOWLED on apollo's chariot"
Mary: the internet >*

Madam Little House on the Prarie

Me: I don't like having to have techs and stuff come into my house. I try to make sure my husband will be there so he can deal with that.
Coworker: Why? What, do you have some weird stuff in your house?
Me: No, I just feel uncomfortable with people I don't know in my house.
Coworker: Riiiight. I know you're all Laura Ingalls Wilder Little House on the Prairie here, but in reality you have a sex swing and torture toys...
Me: Is this what you think about me? That I have a dungeon? Is that why you enjoy it so much when you do bad things and I have to yell at you?

I am happy to have hilarious friends

Ashe: yay!
Ashe: ::does a little dance::
Jordan: ::gets down tonight::

There are no women on the internet.

Boonis: Just trying to think of articles for Feb/March that are related to Women's History month
Ashe: i didnt know we had a women's history month
Boonis: nice
Boonis: well done
Boonis: did you know there were women in America? Like, all over the place?
Ashe: ferreals?
Boonis: yeah
Boonis: some of them are even on the interwebs
Ashe: there are no women on the internet
Ashe: dont lie
Boonis: there are
Boonis: really
Ashe: O.O

forty: Emo for Obama! (via NOTCOT) -Dan

Bugs and karma

Jordan: oh noes something is crawling on my cieling
Jordan: looks like a black ladybug
Jordan: too much work.... just don't come down here little buddy
Ashe: maybe a beetle?
Ashe: welll
Jordan: perhaps
Ashe: i plan on leaving here at 5, in town by 530, wanna go to the gym
Jordan: wish i had a little bug vac
Ashe: jordan
Ashe: thats bad karma
Jordan: WHAT
Jordan: bug vacs are GOOD karma
Ashe: how would you like it if something bigger than you vaccuumed you up
Jordan: you capture them and let them out outside
Ashe: thatd be okay then
Jordan: gosh you think i'm some sort of animal hater just cuz i think meat is tasty

Will dance for macbookpro.

Jordan: http://cultofmac.com/preparations-for-apples-lets-rock-special-event/2705
Ashe: grawwwrrr i want an mbp :P
Ashe: they should have a little dude dancing with an mbp
Jordan: muhahah
Jordan: totally
Jordan: i'll dance with it
Jordan: for them
Jordan: and then i'll just take the sucker home with me

I really need to stop doing this.

Boonis: yikes that piece needed a lot of work
Ashe: YOU need a lot of work!
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Nick: It is poorly named.
Ashe: YOU are poorly named!
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Brian: It's such a nasty day out
Ashe: YOU are nasty

Maximum emo for minimum effort.

Matt: also it's a total myspace/facebook phone
Ashe: oh?
Matt: besides txting, it has a little convex mirror next to the camera lens
Matt: so you can line up your face when taking self-photos
***Matt is not kidding
Ashe: ::imagines a hundred myspace-esque matty pictures in his flickr::
Matt: working the angles, of course
Ashe: oh yes
Ashe: and the emoness
Matt: need more bangs
Ashe: and more eyeliner
Matt: I don't wear enough eyeliner for you?
Matt: cries