ashe dryden

I have a lot of back and forth...

Ashe: jaaaaason. mad planet tonight?
Jason : What's there?
Ashe: me? jordan? david and tapps, too. 80s night, you know you wanna. all the cool kids are doin it
Jason : Hmm...it's a possibility.
Ashe: keep it in your mind
Jason : I didn't know you were into dancing. Or the 80s for that matter.
Ashe: you obviously need to spend more time with me, Jason. im not all tech geekery
Jason : That IS surprising.
Ashe: is it? why
Jason : I don't think I've ever seen you doing anything NOT geeky.
Ashe: really? is that good or bad? :P
Jason : I don't think it's anything, really. I can't imagine Jordan dancing either.
Ashe: hehe
Ashe: me either
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Jordan : gosh you guys. really know how to inspire confidence in a guy
Ashe: that just means youll have to come sometime so we can witness
Ashe: i dont think ive ever seen you dance!
Jordan : i don't think ive every seen you dance!
Ashe: hmm
Jordan : and should i be able to imagine jason dancing? i don't know if i can
Ashe: i dont know that i can either
Jordan : take that rewind it back
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Jason : Heh heh.

Is my tumblr really that desirable?

Ashe (auto response): Getting psyched for lesbians and burritos!
Gabe: How come nobody ever invites me for lesbians and burritos.
Gabe: I think its because the lesbians are afraid my boobs would show them up.
Gabe: I have hawt boobs.
Ashe: this is true
Ashe: i forgot about the boobs
Ashe: ::thinks::
Gabe: You've got to give me more response than that or I'll never get on your tumblelog.
Gabe: :)

GAH - take a hint!

Matt: Ashe is busy. You may be interrupting.
Matt: Ashe is busy. You may be interrupting.
Matt: Ashe is busy. You may be interrupting.
Matt: Ashe is busy. You may be interrupting.
Matt: Ashe is busy. You may be interrupting.
Ashe: haha
Matt: Ashe is busy. You may be interrupting.
Ashe: STOP INTERRUPTING ME
Ashe: gah

Web414 Deathmatch

Kevron: no you can't
Ashe: Hm?
Kevron: kick my ass
Ashe: we'll see
Ashe: first ever - WEB414 DEATHMATCH
Ashe: "in this corner we have KEVRON - THE KEVRONATOR"
Ashe: "...and in the other corner we have TEH ASHE - THE GIRL - wait..she's a girl? wtf?"
Kevron: I prefer Kevbo for combat names
Kevron: FPS name
Ashe: ah
Ashe: noted
Ashe: still not going to help you keep your ass from being kicked by a girl

My husband is ridiculous.

Ashe: THAT NIGHT*
Ashe: oops
Boonis: OK TINA
Ashe: ::jovi punch::
Boonis: ::cooter slam::
Ashe: wtf

Indestructable sleeper

Ashe: im listening to christmas songs
Ashe: in august
Jordan: ashley
Jordan: that's disgusting!
Ashe: it doesnt seem like a christmas song though!
Ashe: ::defends::
Ashe: look it up:
Jordan: alright...
Ashe: sufjan stevens - come thou fount of every blessing
Ashe: its just really pretty
Ashe: and soft
Ashe: and nice
Jordan: oh then it's ok
Ashe: thanks for the permission
Jordan: anytime
Ashe: youre awfully easy to persuade
Jordan: i know
Ashe: man
Ashe: ill have to think of something to persuade you out of
Ashe: ::thinks::
Ashe: hey jordan
Ashe: i think your [insert awesome object] is nice. you should let me have it cause im awesome and you love me
Jordan: since i don't posess any awesome objects
Jordan: that's ok
Ashe: hmm
Ashe: your monitor
Ashe: you could give me that
Ashe: ::smiles sweetly::
Jordan: nope
Jordan: i need that
Ashe: you can come to my house and borrow it
Jordan: hmmm
Jordan: wait...
Jordan: nope!
Jordan: you can come here and borrow it
Ashe: its mine and ill just keep it at your house?
Ashe: im gonna come into your room at 530 when i wake up and be all "im just using my monitor, you can go back to sleep, ktnxbai"
Jordan: that's *if* you can actually wake me up
Ashe: hmm
Ashe: maybe ill accidentally spill my water on you ::shrugs::
Ashe: oops
Ashe: pluuuus
Ashe: why would i come over and NOT talk to you
Ashe: i mean
Ashe: cmons
Ashe: i loves me some jordan time
Ashe: even if he is all groggy and discombobulated
Ashe: ill come in and sit on the end of the bed and everytime you fall asleep ill pinch you
Jordan: i might smack you
Ashe: oh, you dont want to get into that
Ashe: ill beat you with your own pillow
Ashe: and THEN youll be awake
Jordan: ashe, i'm sorry, but i'm indestructible when i'm trying to sleep
Ashe: i dunno
Ashe: im pretty tough, jordan
Jordan: i'm telling you ashe
Jordan: i get crazy strength
Jordan: when sleeping is on the line
Ashe: oh man
Ashe: now i want to try this to see if i can beat you
Jordan: can you do me a favor?
Ashe: not if youre threatening to beat me with your he-man sleepyness strength
Ashe: maybe ill come over tomorrow morning
Ashe: jason loves me, he'll let me in
Ashe: ill be all "oh hi, jason, came to play with fruity"
Ashe: i dunno that i can do you favors
Ashe: jason'll come home
Ashe: youll be sleeping
Ashe: ill be unconscious on the floor
Ashe: he'll be very confused

They found big foot! (...or a twinkie...

Ashe: see - http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26112845/ , http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26209219/ , http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26073110/
Matt: lolwut
Ashe: funny story
Matt: more interesting - they found bigfoot
Matt: though it could be fake

At least there aren't clowns at the...

Matty: this is why I'm running away with the circus.
me: so id have to PAY to see you? i dont like this idea
Matty: well, you'd pay less to see me than if I was a dancer at a strip club.
**Matty: making conversations NSFW since 1996. :D

Illinois vs. Wisconsin - Winner takes...

Ashe: did you hear about russia invading georgia? :{
Jordan: yeah
Jordan: pretty crazy stuff
Ashe: yeah :/
Ashe: can you imagine living in a place where you had to fear for something like that?
Ashe: thatd be like illinois getting pissed at us and being like "fine, we are just going to come and take your toys"
Jordan: we'd fuck illinois up
Jordan: just in case you were wondering
Jordan: pardon my language, just wanted to say it right
Ashe: i think that is the best thing you have ever said :D

Sung to the tune of particle man

Boonis: *sings* Editor Man, Editor Man, doing the things that an editor can!
Boonis: What does he do? Nobody knows. But when you read, his work really shows.
Ashe: ::cracks up::
Ashe: boonis
Ashe: ::shakes her head::
Boonis: what? that was a good song

I'm not a freak :{

me: ::noms grapes::
coworker: are you just eating grapes?
me: mhm
coworker: ...by themselves?
me: um... yeah
coworker: like, with nothing with them?
me: that's what "by themselves" means, yes
coworker: ew, how can you do that?
me: umm, they are bite size, edible, and delicious. it's not like I am eating ketchup packets over here.
coworker: you're a freak.
me: ...thanks.