My name is Boonis, and I approve of this...
Ashe: boys just tend to break things
Boonis: yeah they do that sometimes
Ashe: mhm
Ashe: 'cept my boonis
Ashe: who is all "your ladybits love me, you should too. kthnksbai"
Boonis: well that's how it should be with all ladies
Boonis: ok, well, attractive ladies
Boonis: they should all be like "oh, boonis, you're so amazing and handsome and awesome, I just want to show you all my nakedness all the time"
Boonis: then the world would be a better place
Boonis: that will be my platform if I run for President
Jul 2nd