ashe dryden

2009

June 29
May 26
April 22
March 27
January 46

2008

June 7
May 4
April
March 2
January 62

2007

October 1140
September 204
August
July
June
May
April
March
February
January

Sex offenders and your creepy neighbors

Heather: hey what is your house address?
Ashe: XXXXXXXXX , XXXXXXXXX, XX XXXXX
Ashe: why?
Heather: did you know there are 1,208 sex offenders near you
Heather: lol
Ashe: lol
Ashe: its a city
Ashe: im sure there are
Heather: there is one .04 miles from you
Ashe: awesome
Heather: on XXXXXX st
Ashe: ::nods::
Ashe: awesome lol
Heather: mark kunde
Ashe: no idea who that is
Heather: stay away from him
Heather: i thought the guy living in the apartment in front of us was realy creepy
Heather: i thought he had to be a sex offender
Heather: but he wasnt
Heather: good thing
Ashe: lol
Heather: he would come and knock on my door in boxers and look at me funny
Heather: i call him creepy guy
Ashe: you cant tell by looking at someone that they are a sex offender
Heather: i dont even know his name
Heather: i know but he was reeeealy creepy
Heather: when i talk about him to stephen i say"hey guess what creepy guy did"
Jun 29th

Actually, you're still a douche

boy: so basically i am about to embark on round 3 of convincing you i am not a douche
Ashe: alright then
Ashe: go for it
boy: im not a douche!
Ashe: is that your argument?
boy: um no, why
Ashe: just wondering
boy: you might be surprised at the sheer volume of maturity that has flowed through my reservoir in the past few units of time
Jun 26th

Johnny 5 is alive!

Matt: /me runs around his apartment with crazy hair and beard, talking to a punctured soccer ball named Wilson
Ashe: ::grabs her tranquilizer gun::
Ashe: ::aims::
Matt: NO DISASSEMBLE
Ashe: ::fires, getting him right in the neck::
Matt: JOHNNY 5 IS ALIVE
Jun 18th

Science questions, you do not question...

Matt: I'm searching for apartments in Vienna!
Ashe: whyyy
Matt: SCIENCE
Ashe: of course
Jun 18th

What the world needs now is editors with...

Ashe: i just made a typo, apparently
Boone: oh ok
Boone: more evidence that folks need editors
Ashe: you wouldnt have caught this typo, dear :}
Ashe: in reality, we [coders] need validators
Boone: no, no, editors
Boone: editors are awesome
Boone: we catch every typo in existence
Boone: we only leave some in every now and then to prove to everyone else that they still need us
Ashe: really now
Boone: mhm
Ashe: so are you unlike magicians because you reveal your tricks
Ashe: and you dont feel up your hot assistants
Boone: we don't get hot assistants
Ashe: ha!
Boone: serious, what hot lady wants to go around saying "I'm the hot assistant to an editor"?
Jun 18th
Minimize time online. maximize productivity
Jun 6th

WHAT DID YOU SAY? I CAN'T HEAR YOU!

Ashe: so itchy!
Boone: sorry!
Boone: why are we shouting!
Ashe: 'cause the bees are so loud!
Jun 6th