ashe dryden

2009

December 12
November 14
October 4
September 5
August 14
July 8
June 29
May 26
April 22
March 27
February 62
January 46

2008

December 33
November 11
October 12
September 9
August 11
July 1
June 7
May 4
April
March 2
February 11
January 62

2007

December 9
November 35
October 1140
September 204
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January

I am a post-coital idiot

hugehuge: Recumbent 3 a.m. conversation a few days ago: She [sincerely and without warning]: I’m...
May 30th

Women like leather and bad decision...

Jonathan: Ahoy
Ashe: matey
Jonathan: Arr how be ye
Jonathan: I'm at maduro having a beer and unwinding a little
Ashe: i've got scuuurrrrrveeey
Ashe: ew, youll smell like smoke when you leave
Ashe: no bueno
Ashe: girls dont like smokey smelling boys
Jonathan: This is the place that we came after barcampmadison
Ashe: yup
Jonathan: Eh its not that smokey at all
Ashe: it was that night
Jonathan: There's a cologne that's supposed to smell like cigars and leather
Jonathan: It sure was
Ashe: ew
Ashe: so you can attract other cowboys?
Jonathan: Women like leather
Jonathan: And bad decision makers
Jonathan: Yarrr
Ashe: i dont like leather
Ashe: i cant even walk past that wilson store - it smells so bad
Jonathan: Whut! A kinky girl that doesn't like leather??
Ashe: the*smell* of leather
Ashe: i worry about anyone who likes the smell of rotting animal
Jonathan: So you're okay with its texture
Jonathan: And tensile strength
Ashe: si
May 30th

ima gud tieper

Jordan: would you mind staying a bit later at alterra?
Jordan: i could drive you home if need be
Ashe: theyre open until 10
Ashe: thats fine
Ashe: ill be here
Jordan: alright, i'm very sorry
Ashe: dont worry
Jordan: today didn't happen how i wanted it to
Ashe: thats life :}
Ashe: im getting work done, thats all im worried about
Ashe: hanging out with you is an added bonis
Ashe: and when i can type correctly, that comes out as a compliment
May 30th

Web Developers love bad analogies

Jordan: now the slidey on this site
Jordan: erraticwisdom.com
Jordan: is like sex on the beach
Jordan: mm
Jordan: (sorry for my dirty javascript thoughts*)
Ashe: first thing:
Ashe: sex on the beach is deceiving if you think its good. one word: sand
Jordan: hahaah
Jordan: errmm... what about out in the water?
Ashe: and i dont really care for that, actually. i dont like that it moves everything
Jordan: but i suppose that presents other issues for the guy
Ashe: lol
Jordan: well, i have to disagree with you, but your point is valid
Ashe: well you know how much salt water hurts when it gets in your eyes? now imagine sex in salt water.
Ashe: yeaaaah
Ashe: not so fun
Jordan: alright!
Jordan: time for new metaphor!
May 25th