Um. Ew.
Lyndzi: chuck has a new book coming out in May: http://www.amazon.com/Snuff-Chuck-Palahniuk/dp/0385517882/ref=sr_1_10?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1204146471&sr=1-10
Lyndzi: I'm excited
Ashe: awesome
Ashe: whats it about?
Lyndzi: (wow that's really lame) it's about a porno actress that wants to retire, but before she does she wants to make a record by sleeping with 600 men in one day on film
Lyndzi: !.!
Ashe: to that i say: ouch
Lyndzi: and it's from the prespective of the 600 guys, hehe
Ashe: hello chaffing ^_^
Lyndzi Miller: uh, yeah
Ashe: weiiiird
Ashe: why 600?
Lyndzi: comes out in May, it's called Snuff
Lyndzi: dunno, new record?
Ashe: interesting
Ashe: ew, she'd have to sleep with 25/hr
Ashe: so thats 1 every 2 minutes-ish
Lyndzi: WOW
Ashe: for a straight 24 hrs
Lyndzi: hehe, I was going to do the math but I thought it would gross me out too much
Ashe: glad to help you out there :D
Feb 27th
Oh, sorry about your shoe. Didn't...
Ashe: you need a personal assistant
Ashe: pay sam with a beer and make him run your errands
Jeramey: sam's worthless for that kind of thing.
Jeramey: I just need to make things like that get on my calendar
Jeramey: I'm only good at getting the really important things on there
Jeramey: like exams and classes
Jeramey: doctors appointments
Jeramey: anal leakage inspections
Ashe: gotcha
Ashe: i can imagine why you wouldnt want the last one to go unchecked
Ashe: makes for an interesting social experiment, at least
Ashe: "oh, damn. im sorry about your carpet, i missed my anal leakage inspection this week"
Jeramey: yeah
Jeramey: totally.
Ashe: thatd make your parties more interesting at least
Jeramey: starts to itch when it dries
Jeramey: gotta watch out for that.
Ashe: brown stains in the funderwear
Ashe: little embarassing for the chick you make wash your laundry
Jeramey: yeah, understandable.
Feb 24th