My very own Mac Switch commercial
Ashe: so last night I bought a macbookpro
Jenn: one of the new ones?
Ashe: yeah, absolutely loving it. Super light and fast.
Jenn: first mac?
Ashe: yeahp, have always had pcs my whole life; only win/linux. It's weird.
Jenn: you should do one of those switch ads, one of the old ones
Ashe: that would be hilarious; I'd have to think up some weird analogy that people would relate me to though
Jenn: well you just did that sex talk, you could do it on that
Ashe: haha, oh all of the inappropriate places THAT could go
Jenn: "Having a PC was like sleeping with a dude with a little penis. What's the point?"
Ashe: no no: "Owning a PC was like having sex and right before orgasm - BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH."
Jenn: you could make some parallel between viruses and STDs, too
Ashe: BRILLIANT.
Oct 17th
Cook me some fishes, kthnxbai
Ashe: oh, we have fish in the freezer, too
Ashe: thatd be good broiled
Ashe: since we have a broiler now :}
Boonis: we do?
Ashe: mhm
Ashe: its in the freezer
Ashe: in a bag
Boonis: No, I mean we have a broiler. I know we have fish. You mention like every third time the word food gets brought up in reference to what's at the house
Ashe: broiler, yes
Ashe: under stove
Ashe: :points and grunts::
Boonis: meat!
Boonis: COOK!
Ashe: ungh ungh!
Oct 13th