Nom nom nom.
Coworker: Hi, I just wanted to let you know that our delivery driver will be there in 5 minutes.
Customer: 5 MINUTES?! I am sitting down and eating my breakfast. They can't come until I'm done with my breakfast!
Coworker: (obviously stunned, trying to figure out if she's joking or not) Um, okay. Let me see if we can do that.
Customer: Yeah, because I will *not* let them in while I am eating my breakfast.
Coworker: Hold on just a moment. (puts her on hold)
Coworker: Hey, she said she is eating breakfast.
Driver: Are you serious?
Coworker: Yeah, she said she won't take the delivery until she is done eating.
Driver: Uh, well I guess I'll have to go back later.
Coworker: Sorry for the wait. [no answer] Ma'am? Are you still there?
Customer: I said I was eating my breakfast. I was chewing my cereal.
Coworker: (WTF, she is eating CEREAL and she can't be interrupted?!) Oh, I'm sorry.
Customer: Mhm.
Coworker: My driver said he can come back later.
Customer: [CLICK]
Jan 18th