ashe dryden

2009

December 12
November 14
October 4
September 5
August 14
July 8
June 29
May 26
April 22
March 27
February 62
January 46

2008

December 33
November 11
October 12
September 9
August 11
July 1
June 7
May 4
April
March 2
February 11
January 62

2007

December 9
November 35
October 1140
September 204
August
July
June
May
April
March
February
January

My comebacks are AWESOME

Boone: read my story yet? :D
Ashe: how long is it?
Boone: 16 pages
Ashe: thats not bad
Boone: It's a decent length. I'm pretty happy with it.
Ashe: im pretty happy with YOU
Dec 30th

My bit-o-honeys!

Pete: in case of bears: http://www.rei.com/product/738571
Pete: "Never keep the bear canister inside a tent!"
Ashe: 67 dollars for that
Ashe: wow
Pete: damn bears
Ashe: ruining all of my power bars and bit-o-honeys
Pete: This BearVault™ model has approval from both the SIBBG (Sierra Interagency Black Bear Group) and IGBC (Interagency Grizzly Bear Committee)
Pete: IGBC ???
Ashe: people are crazy
Ashe: i want to know what happened for them to have to form those groups
Pete: I thought it said "Intergalactic" at first
Ashe: space bears!
Pete: http://www.igbconline.org/
Pete: "Click on the bear to enter website"
Pete: all sites should say that
Ashe: it should also growl like a bear when you click it and EVERY link
Dec 26th

Dear Apple, you make no sense.

So I go into the Apple store to buy a certain someone a gift card. After waiting for TWENTY MINUTES...
Dec 16th

Cheerleaders and Sorority Girls, oh my!

Ashe: so you can tell how little of a valley girl i am:
Ashe: im working on a site for an alumni society
Ashe: and have to create all of these sub groups under the graduating years (football team, honor society, etc)
Ashe: and i just typed "cheerleading squash"
Pete: I almost ended up doing a site for a sorority
Ashe: that would be interesting.
Pete: not one of those nsfw money-making sorority sites, just a regular old sorority site
Ashe: yeah uh huh
Ashe: the "sell my underwear for beer money" kind, right?
Pete: maybe I should have proposed that, since they had no budget to do the site
Dec 10th
Twitter is doing Ashe Dryden today: @mathiasdgauger sent me...
Dec 7th
The one where she gets a little morbid
Dec 6th

The newest Linux distro

Ashe: uboonetu; the newest linux distro!
Ashe: doesnt crash on you
Ashe: no bsod - boone screen of death
Boone: I do crash - but only after extra-rigorous activity
Ashe: only when you have maxed out your processing speed?
Dec 6th

Help us, interwebs!

Tony Stancl: stupid technology
Ashe: it helped us thus far
Tony Stancl: yes but it still failed us now
Dec 2nd

Milwaukee DPW gets pwned by Ashe

Matt: wtf weather sucks
Ashe: agreed
Ashe: i was three seconds away from calling mke DPW and yelling at some folks
Ashe: "yeah, hi, was just wondering if you guys had heard about the storm we were going to have today, like, three days ago? oh, you did. good. so maybe you can tell me WHEN THE FUCK YOU ARE GOING TO PLOW AND SALT."
Dec 1st