ashe dryden

Now with more snarcasm.

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W A N T

ME TOO!

smutandeggs:

W A N T

ME TOO!

permalink infinitebutterflies:

yerawizardharry:

lickystickypickyme:

The immortal jellyfish (turritopsis nutricula) is immortal. That isn’t hyperbole – it really is immortal. After reaching sexual maturity, this jellyfish is able to reverse its aging process and become a polyp again.
The ability to reverse the life cycle is probably unique in the animal kingdom, and allows the jellyfish to bypass death, rendering the Turritopsis nutricula biologically immortal. Lab tests showed that 100% of specimens reverted to the polyp stage.
source

Holy shit. This is so cool

infinitebutterflies:

yerawizardharry:

lickystickypickyme:

The immortal jellyfish (turritopsis nutricula) is immortal. That isn’t hyperbole – it really is immortal. After reaching sexual maturity, this jellyfish is able to reverse its aging process and become a polyp again.

The ability to reverse the life cycle is probably unique in the animal kingdom, and allows the jellyfish to bypass death, rendering the Turritopsis nutricula biologically immortal. Lab tests showed that 100% of specimens reverted to the polyp stage.

source

Holy shit. This is so cool

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Didi: Stu, what are you doing? Stu: Making chocolate pudding. Didi: It’s four o’clock in the morning! Why on earth are you making chocolate pudding? Stu: Because I’ve lost control of my life.













I miss this, the original rugrats. I miss the cartoons that were on when I was younger.

cherish:

Didi: Stu, what are you doing?
Stu: Making chocolate pudding.
Didi: It’s four o’clock in the morning! Why on earth are you making chocolate pudding?
Stu: Because I’ve lost control of my life.

I miss this, the original rugrats. I miss the cartoons that were on when I was younger.

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Lose a limb? No problem!

  • Chris: oh, guess what I hear
  • me: uh oh
  • crickets? : P
  • Chris: very close. THE MASH SOUNDTRACK
  • me: haha matt must be showering
  • Chris: yeah
  • he changed the music
  • maybe he can hear the words i am typing
  • me: you gaugers. you all type too loudly.
  • Chris: I hope I don't get typewritus from typing too loudly.
  • me: i hear they amputate for that
  • and you only have one hand left
  • gonna have to call you Chris "Look Ma! No hands!" Gauger
  • Chris: I can barely dress myself as it is
  • me: guess we'll just have to get you a potato sack with a drawstring around the neck
  • lot of air circulation in those things
  • Chris: lol
  • Look Ma! I'm a potato sack!
  • me: it makes getting disfiguring injuries so much fun!
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oldhollywood:

Jane Fonda in Barbarella (1968, dir. Roger Vadim)

sharpless:

oldhollywood:

Jane Fonda in Barbarella (1968, dir. Roger Vadim)

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Possibly my favorite

52hearts:

ventisette:

How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nevermind, it’s a really obscure number and you’ve probably never heard of it.

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how to get on the cover of the bcmke site and influence millions

  • Pete: just know that your photo may come down from the site (http://barcampmilwaukee.org) when Jeramey takes over with WP
  • me: lol thatd be perfectly fine with me :P
  • Pete: screen shoot it!
  • me: i was thinking id print it out life-size and make a bcmke4 banner
  • Pete: +1
  • me: maybe some cardboard cutouts
  • Pete: +3.14
  • me: perhaps reenact the whole scene
  • Pete: +714
  • me: ill do an opening session at bcmke4 "how to get on the cover of the bcmke site and influence millions"
  • Pete: so you can somehow control what photo I choose?
  • Pete: yes.. .with money
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MEAT CAKE OM NOM NOM

  • me: http://www.craftster.org/forum/index.php?topic=309744.0
  • Boone: I think I just threw up a little in my mouth. that is absolutely disgusting
  • me: i think its funny. i wanna make you meat cupcakes for your bday
  • Boone: I will throw them at you
  • me: i will throw up on you
  • Boone: touche
permalink carlovely:
elepants

carlovely:

elepants
permalink carlovely:
i’m so tired, my eyes are sore.

carlovely:

i’m so tired, my eyes are sore.